talk to me on anon

pancaikes:

its 4:45 on a sunday and its time to party

chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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(via pancaikes)

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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(via blowoffs)

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via ugly)

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via greetings)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via lubricates)

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(via outrights)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via humorking)